5 Reasons Why Cronulla Will Win
- Harold Holt Could Theoretically Still Be Alive
He would have just turned 108 but China does claim to have a 127-year-old living in the country so an improved diet after being picked up by a Chinese submarine means the former PM could still be up and about.
- Paul Gallen Has Had Enough
The Origin defeats, the lack of finals footy success, the allegations of being a grub, the ASADA scandal … a Grand Final defeat could tip the Sharks skipper over the edge. Nobody in Rugby League wants that, not even the Storm.
- History … Sort Of
It can be said with absolute certainty that no Valentine has ever played in a losing Grand Final nor has a Shane ever been the losing coach in a premiership decider.
- Cheyse Blair Plays for Melbourne
He has been a reserve grader for most of his career and is arguably the worst player on the paddock.
- Up, Up Cronulla
The cheer that has come to define Cronulla will finally come to its literal fruition with a Sharks win.